Other Craptions

"After an explosion like that, there's gonna' be seamen splattered everywhere."

I told you it was a bad idea to ship Mentos and Diet Coke on the same ship!

"GILLIGAN!!"

Life aboard the USS Pop Rocks was unpredictable, to say the least.

Yeah, I remember when I had MY first orgasm...

We didn't ask, he didn't tell. Still, we all knew the gunner was gay.

Fire the missiles! No, the other missiles! NO, the OTHER missiles!

The tragic consequences of suppressing a sneeze.

BP: Consistently exploding since last April.

From that moment on, the Polish Navy started issuing flashlights to be used while in the ammunition storage.

We're gonna need a less exploded boat.

When something awesome happens on the ocean, rest assured Aquaman had nothing to do with it.

Fire works, boat doesn't.

Some WW2 Pacific Theatre re-enactments are more accurate than others.

This is as intimidating as the U.S. Coast Guard ever gets.

To the shock of millions, Seaman Roadrunner met his demise that day.

The Alabama Fishing Rodeo is quite competitive, and "alternative" fishing techniques are often seen.

The next time Charlie Sheen tries to book a cabin, tell him we're full.

Unfortunately, Captain Jack Sparrow will not be returning for the next movie...

What Captain Overreaction lacks in subtlety he makes up for in pizazz.

somebody should have told the captain that "Blow the man down" was just a sea shanty

No! I said blow the man DOWN!

Isaac the bartender sadly misunderstands a drink order...

I guess Moby Dick was a sperm whale.

Looks like someone just receive a major award!

The Army doesn't appreciate magic tricks anymore...

Methheads of the Caribbean

"Ancient Chinese secret, huh?!?!"

Gesundheit!

Diet Coke + Mentos + Rough seas = Disaster

Frigateaboutit!

It's 10 o'clock and time for the penguin on top of your frigate to explode...

Bernie always has to celebrate the second he crosses into international waters.

Looks like F69 was fucked from the start.

"Smoke on the water. Fire in the sky"

She blew (up) good. She blew (up) REAL good...

Captain Crunch's brother, Admiral Boomshit, only held his title for one day.

I won a major award from the Coast Guard today. Unfortunately I wasn't paying attention and shot my eye out while celebrating the conferral ceremony at sea. I hear eye patches are sexy!

Vikings are still badass...

Hold your horses! We're coming! You don't have to keep firing flares, you impatient bastards.

As they sailed away with a sense of a job well done, then knew that was one dolphin that would never menace mankind again.

Join the Navy, travel to exotic, distant lands, meet exciting, unusual people, and kill them.

The navy's attempt to stop the making of Waterworld met with failure, much to our sorrow.

The Mentos Boat was never seen again. Another tragedy from the Brewmuda Triangle.

Does anybody actually ENJOY 69?

We're going to need a longer fuse.

"Oh poop."

Some Flare-Guns, you just can't ignore.

The Philidelphia Experimentos...