Craptions Classics December 13, 2010

NEVER flush the toilet when the boat is right on the equator. NEVER!!!

Kamikaze Phoenix

Other Craptions

"After an explosion like that, there's gonna' be seamen splattered everywhere."

troll_alx

I told you it was a bad idea to ship Mentos and Diet Coke on the same ship!

Versus

Life aboard the USS Pop Rocks was unpredictable, to say the least.

Mothra24

Yeah, I remember when I had MY first orgasm...

Mothra24

We didn't ask, he didn't tell. Still, we all knew the gunner was gay.

Thomas Calnan

Fire the missiles! No, the other missiles! NO, the OTHER missiles!

Zombiecross

The tragic consequences of suppressing a sneeze.

HMS_Ford

BP: Consistently exploding since last April.

HMS_Ford

From that moment on, the Polish Navy started issuing flashlights to be used while in the ammunition storage.

dpollok

We're gonna need a less exploded boat.

ChaseMitchell

When something awesome happens on the ocean, rest assured Aquaman had nothing to do with it.

Ceveron

Fire works, boat doesn't.

Julius_Goat

Some WW2 Pacific Theatre re-enactments are more accurate than others.

Mr.Excalibur
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