Craptions Classics December 12, 2010

"We're here to adopt."

CzechpointChrly

Other Craptions

"Thanks, eHarmony!"

troll_alx

The chains filter out the worst of the poisons. The monocle's just for class.

lynnkeefe

Nothing beats a rousing game of "Frighten The Homeless".

Zombiecross

Being born into a nuclear family is not the advantage you'd think.

savinator

"Bondage... James Bondage."

CzechpointChrly

I think the new neighbors are from Europe.

williwan

SyFy has the strangest pornos.

CzechpointChrly

You think that's weird? You should see where that mask is attached to.

angst9ine

These characters belong in a video game. And that video game belongs in the trash.

confission

Everybody has that one friend they keep around JUST in case society DOES collapse.

Zombiecross

Excuse me, is that Grey Poupon mustard gas?

savinator

"...and 9 months later, you were born."

troll_alx

The Toxic Avenger gets a sexy new side-kick!

Rhymenstein

"What do you mean, 'Who farted'?"

dpollok
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