Steve shut the lid, wrote "Kitchen" on top of the box and told the movers he was finished packing.
In a few moments, the citizens of Mobile, Alabama will know whether she's a witch.
"Mr. Clinton? Your Christmas bonus is here."
"Dammit Mom, that's a Courtney Love!! I wanted a Lady Gaga for Christmas!!"
...or as Charlie Sheen would call it, a date...
Damn... she's already married.
Some people just adamantly refuse to think outside the box.
Ok, now watch what happens when I pour in the ants
Your move, TSA!
"It's true you can find almost anything on Amazon.com."
I have to say, my mail-order bride was efficiently packed.
Would you please close the door, I'm trying to use the toilet here!
Some women are not content merely having shoes that are uncomfortable
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Or, if the glass house is comically small, they literally can't.
Getting unpacked is a bitch.