Craptions Classics December 10, 2010

Steve shut the lid, wrote "Kitchen" on top of the box and told the movers he was finished packing.

Thomas Calnan

Other Craptions

In a few moments, the citizens of Mobile, Alabama will know whether she's a witch.

jtklove

"Mr. Clinton? Your Christmas bonus is here."

Mothra24

"Dammit Mom, that's a Courtney Love!! I wanted a Lady Gaga for Christmas!!"

dpollok

...or as Charlie Sheen would call it, a date...

Backinblack

Damn... she's already married.

Versus

Some people just adamantly refuse to think outside the box.

HMS_Ford

Ok, now watch what happens when I pour in the ants

bcanders

"It's true you can find almost anything on Amazon.com."

Discorocks

I have to say, my mail-order bride was efficiently packed.

Thomas Calnan

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Or, if the glass house is comically small, they literally can't.

Julius_Goat

Would you please close the door, I'm trying to use the toilet here!

87gn

Some women are not content merely having shoes that are uncomfortable

bcanders

Getting unpacked is a bitch.

HMS_Ford
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