"I still maintain that sniffing 9 out of the 10 bombs is hitting way above average"
"I've done it. I've razed the last of the cat shelters into fiery oblivion. You can haz cheezburger, alright--you can haz it IN HELL!!"
Homeward Bound 3 Directed by Michael Bay
"...Mrs. Kowalski, 86, lived alone with her 53 cats. The Poliisi have no suspects."
It was an accident, officer. I was playing poker with a few of my friends and dropped my cigar.
"..and that's the last time they hit me with a fucking newspaper!"
Unlike me, the smoke detector was never fixed.
"And that was the day I got my revenge on that awful clinic. It didn't bring my balls back, but it restored a little of my faith in dogmanity."
It was raining cats and dogs. Unfortunately it was not raining water, and the fire continued to burn.
Shit, I rusted the hydrant shut, just stay cool, walk away....
Nobody cuts Air Bud from the team. Nobody!
No, Mister Kitty, I EXPECT YOU TO DIE!!!
Lucky was arrested shortly after setting fire to the Dog Whispers house.
"I thought the kids would help me take a bite out of crime. These days, I realize I have to take things into my own hands. Your move, Mendoza. Your move."
Protests against leash laws were usually peaceful. Until one day the dogs were pushed too far.....