Craptions Classics December 11, 2010

"I still maintain that sniffing 9 out of the 10 bombs is hitting way above average"

iantendo

Other Craptions

"I've done it. I've razed the last of the cat shelters into fiery oblivion. You can haz cheezburger, alright--you can haz it IN HELL!!"

Zombiecross

Homeward Bound 3 Directed by Michael Bay

DeftestFianna

"...Mrs. Kowalski, 86, lived alone with her 53 cats. The Poliisi have no suspects."

savinator

It was an accident, officer. I was playing poker with a few of my friends and dropped my cigar.

confission

"..and that's the last time they hit me with a fucking newspaper!"

Discorocks

Unlike me, the smoke detector was never fixed.

Redway

"And that was the day I got my revenge on that awful clinic. It didn't bring my balls back, but it restored a little of my faith in dogmanity."

Zombiecross

It was raining cats and dogs. Unfortunately it was not raining water, and the fire continued to burn.

confission

Shit, I rusted the hydrant shut, just stay cool, walk away....

savinator

Nobody cuts Air Bud from the team. Nobody!

Soltake

No, Mister Kitty, I EXPECT YOU TO DIE!!!

Zombiecross

Lucky was arrested shortly after setting fire to the Dog Whispers house.

MCWiggins

"I thought the kids would help me take a bite out of crime. These days, I realize I have to take things into my own hands. Your move, Mendoza. Your move."

Julius_Goat

Protests against leash laws were usually peaceful. Until one day the dogs were pushed too far.....

TheSicilian
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