Other Craptions

"Okay officer, I HAVE been drinking... but look - you can't be completely sober either..."

"...Don't worry chief! He won't get away this time! We're right on top of him!"

"Look, chief. We told you we needed an eye in the sky. You told us we aren't funded for a helicopter. So here we are."

Isn't it racist to have 3 cop cars on a black car?

With time and therapy, The Hulk eventually overcame his obsessive compulsive disorder.

Piggyback?

"COPS is filmed on location with the men and women of the Cirque du Soleil"

At first, car pooling didn't catch on because some didn't understand it.

"Do you know why we pulled you over? More importantly, do you know HOW?"

Clearly the black car was on PCP

Totem Police.

Looks like the Duke boys outwitted them again.

The bottom one is a police car too. It's just... undercover.

Man, I could have sworn we were being followed a minute ago.

Turn the sirens on. All of them.

When you're doing donuts in the parking lot, of course you're going to attract a lot of cops.

Stack car racing.

Guys I called for back up, not stack up.

Under each of these cars, a peacock has been crushed.

The Chief just KNEW some of the officers were drinking on the job. If only he could prove it.

Just another standard Hazard County police roadblock.

Officer Yertle was severely reprimanded, but the damage had been done.

Jake put on his sunglasses and asked how many miles it was to Chicago. Elwood looked at his half-empty pack of cigarettes and claimed he didn't know because it was dark outside. They wondered if there were any cops on the road tonight....

Pig-pile!!!

NYPOCD.

Ford-gy.

"Yes sir, it's true that this state has no-fault insurance. But it doesn't have no-explanation insurance."

"I pulled you three over because I'm looking for a boy....his name is John Connor...have you seen him?"

There are worse things than returning to your car to discover the parking police have put a boot on it.

Doc Brown failed to tell the Timecops to set their destinations for at least a minute apart.

The bottom car thought that they evaded the cops, but little do they know...

OK, remember where we parked...third car from the bottom.

"Police brutality! Help! Really imaginative and original police brutality!"

The Blues Brothers Memorial Statue.

If you wish to pay your respects...please visit the Smokey and the Bandit Graveyard.

Show me the carstax

...and yet a quarter as fast

i fought the law and the law won, but it cheated ...

Not even cops are above the law– except maybe other cops? Umm... yeah, I don't know what I'm trying to say with this piece.

Cool convertible.

All units report, I've got a suspicious car parked on the corner of 5th and Main. Don't worry, we're on it!

When the department couldn't afford a bigger parking lot, they found another solution entirely.

Worst Undercover Cops Ever

Presumably, there isn't much parking at the "Little Piggy Donut Shop".

This would cause Riots in L.A.

Yea, I failed my driver's test a couple of times, too.

"You're under under under arrest!"

Any minute now 67582 clowns are going to come pouring out

I'm guessing they got this from the Car-ma Sutra.