Craptions Classics December 08, 2010

Cars, tired of birds shitting on them, exact a horrible, horrible revenge.

bcanders

Other Craptions

The Ford of Damocles.

Kamikaze Phoenix

"It was Mrs. Peacock in the Conservatory with the Red Coupe."

DonFord

After performing its mating ritual, the male peacock successfully attracted a female driver.

JohannesChimpo

The Peacock's only known predator, the Hatch-backed Jalopy, patiently stalks its prey.

notaserf

And that's how rainbows are made.

NoneTheKaiser

What was the last thing that went through the peacock's mind? The dashboard.

PedroRibeiro

The AMC-NBC merger was doomed from the start.

Versus

Typical. As soon as I wash my bird it gets covered in car shit.

RBNY

When Bobby asked the Genie for a 'strong magic cock' he realized he should have been more specific.

jakflak

No one knows exactly how the Network Wars started. But it is known that CBS's attack on NBC escalated it to a new level.

Diasdiem

Peacocks? Where we're going, we don't need peacocks.

bubblebrain

Yeah, the gas mileage is good, but how does it hold up to front peacock impact collisions?

Csonny

I see your cock defies gravity.

lumberjef

It's pining for the Fords.

Diasdiem
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