Other Craptions

The Ford of Damocles.

"It was Mrs. Peacock in the Conservatory with the Red Coupe."

After performing its mating ritual, the male peacock successfully attracted a female driver.

The Peacock's only known predator, the Hatch-backed Jalopy, patiently stalks its prey.

And that's how rainbows are made.

What was the last thing that went through the peacock's mind? The dashboard.

The AMC-NBC merger was doomed from the start.

Typical. As soon as I wash my bird it gets covered in car shit.

When Bobby asked the Genie for a 'strong magic cock' he realized he should have been more specific.

No one knows exactly how the Network Wars started. But it is known that CBS's attack on NBC escalated it to a new level.

Peacocks? Where we're going, we don't need peacocks.

Yeah, the gas mileage is good, but how does it hold up to front peacock impact collisions?

I see your cock defies gravity.

It's pining for the Fords.

RUN!! That bird is Magneto!!

STUNT COCK!

What, do you know a better way to dry a car?

Cloudy with a chance of Pintos

Man, what I would give for a ripe Scirocco right now.

When my brother said he was driving to Peacock, he made it sound like a city.

There's about to be a very pretty tragedy.

"I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU! I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU! I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU! I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU! I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU! I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU! I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU! I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU!"

Featuring the brand new 2011 Ford No-Escape!

It's a sweeps week ritual: if the peacock is crushed, NBC shows 6 weeks of reruns.

Conan O'Brien's dreams were quickly becoming reality.

Automobiles: Because sometimes a piano just won't fuck you up enough.

One bird in the hand may be worth two in the bush, but under a falling car it's only worth about one meal for a Southern family

The car represents reality itself, and the oblivious peacock is NBC.

Ex-wives: For some, alimony simply isn't enough.

"Ok, explain to me again how you got bird shit on the UNDER side of your car?"

No no no you got the whole hood ornament concept backwards..

Metrosexually plumed peacocks are so last year. Today's peahens prefer strong, manly peacocks who can lift cars with their beaks.

Rube Goldberg sets a peacock trap.

Go ahead, bird...FINISH HIM!

The San Francisco Zoo

A 1987 Pontiac Plumage.

hey, do you hear honking?

Failstate - Are you in good hands?

Cats bring you mice, peacocks...well...

I hope the bird doesn't try to eat the red fruit.

Peacocks are mainly known for their beautiful feathers, but they also have the ability to materialize things from thin air.

The Hulk is not a fan of NBC.

How Ralph, the Amazing Balancing Peacock didn't get signed by Circ de Soleil is beyond me.

Is that a peacock in front of us, or am I really wasted?

Not the "old banger going down on a purple cock" I was looking for Google....

The Acme Deluxe Tire Swing includes the entire automobile.

Wonder why this scene didn't make the final cut for Planet Earth?

Frustrated with the Road Runner, the Coyote decided to go after different types of targets.

A few moments later, the young padawan approached. "I don't believe it" he said. The peacock only smiled and said "THAT is why you fail".