Craptions Classics December 07, 2010

Aquaman's indiscretions with jellyfish were becoming harder to ignore.

Versus

Other Craptions

Sure, I have a low sperm count, but in my case, quality trumps quantity.

Versus

How lesbians see men.

bubblebrain

Hey babe... do you asexually fertilize your larval planula polyp here often?

bubblebrain

"Hey Bill, these are for the Gaga concert." - "Props?" - "No, relatives."

zero82

Insiders say that the District 9 sequel will boast an even lower budget that the original.

HUMLY

Shake my hand! ... that's not my hand ... but don't stop.

bcanders

This is what happens to sea monkeys with proper nurturing for 30 years

Joslin

There isn't enough piss in the world to soothe the sting she's about to get.

Versus

Hanging out at a nude beach makes me all nervous system, too.

Versus

JellyPhish has stoner groupies too.

GaseousClay

Meanwhile... at the sperm bank Christmas party...

bubblebrain

Not the "mushroom kingdom" I was looking for. Sorry.

Kamikaze Phoenix

Sheri getting stung while shaking hands didn't help things; But the intergalactic war with the space jellyfish could have been avoided if Bob hadn't then peed on their crown prince.

Diasdiem

Now THOSE are what I call cosplayers!

Zombiecross
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