Craptions Classics December 06, 2010

I didn't know Jay Leno had relatives at Pompeii!

BowToTheBard

Other Craptions

"No Fuck that, I'm gonna go over there and give that bitch Medusa a piece of my mind!!"

Discorocks

Recent archaeological finds reveal that ancient civilizations also had ZZ Top.

Zombiecross

Michelangelo soon learned to stop letting people touch the statues before they were dry.

Kamikaze Phoenix

In some countries, Santa is just plain fucking horrifying

Ceveron

While the aliens were able to shapeshift and make themselves LOOK human...the fact is, they just weren't that good at it.

Kamikaze Phoenix

He should have taken the "I'll stick my foot up your ass" threat seriously.

HMS_Ford

The patron wasn't happy with how the sculptor rendered his nose, but he didn't complain; As you can guess, he's the sort of person who can take it on the chin.

Diasdiem

Well, I had a lot of clay left over, and the shop wouldn't take it back, and it'd be a shame to waste it, so...

Diasdiem

Is it stupid art? Yes. But at least it's also a sundial.

Zombiecross

Keep your chin up, Fred... er, I mean, you've got to face your problem... um, what I meant to say was, you've got to stop letting people get in your face... er, um, ah.... Fred, you've got a butt ugly face!

Backinblack

Massive explosion at mud pie factory... survivors pulled from the rubble...

bubblebrain

- You're getting a chin job tomorrow? Don't you know it's Bring Your Child to Work Day at the clinic? - Oh, come on. What's the worst that can happen?

Linux fan

Mount Rushmore becomes self-aware 2:14 AM Eastern time...

bubblebrain
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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