Craptions Classics December 05, 2010

It's uncanny. Just when I thought cracked has nothing to offer but dick jokes, it proves me wrong by including pictures of great architectural accomplishments.

Acalyris

Other Craptions

When we strike oil, this is going to be epic.

MARCS

Some of Freud's theories make more sense after you've visited his hometown.

RodneyHardman

What do you give a Statue of Liberty who has everything?

MARCS

The "Botched Circumcisions Memorial" is Israel's most disturbing tourist attraction.

RodneyHardman

Missles designed to launch only when properly stroked.

"Mr. President, I don't see what bombing Uranus will accomplis---- OH! I get it!"

CzechpointChrly

The latest technology to produce rain - cloud seeders.

Heythatrhymes

Those aren't real UFOs, you can totally see the wires.

troll_alx

How Paris Hilton sees the New York City skyline.

McFly63

your move ladies...

gumbercules

Another Viagra spill?

hadleydb

Meanwhile, at the Fellatial Estates...

Rhymenstein

Hey if you're gonna bang the sky, make sure you use protection. I hear it's been around.

Ceveron

As Pamela Anderson ages and her plastic surgery needs increase, she made a wise decision to grow her future nipples in advance.

Redway
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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