Craptions Classics December 04, 2010

Just keep telling yourself its only until you graduate from Obedience school.

Bunnyraper

Other Craptions

That's 91 dollars in dog money.

2cool

Grey hair, long fingernails, hair in odd places, a penis -- you can always recognize a Tijuana stripper.

RodneyHardman

In America, we have pound puppies; in England, they have dollar dogs.

BowToTheBard

Please--this is all I could gather. Take it, and GET ME AWAY FROM THOSE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE KARDASHIANS!

Zombiecross

All dogs go to heaven. Except this one. He did some messed up shit.

Zombiecross

Where are they now? - The Taco Bell Dog.

Discorocks

The poor guy doesn't get to keep the money, but he does get to eat a lot of peanut butter.

Malaclips

This is the worst strip club I've ever been to.

Joey_09876

Yo quiero my job back.

Ceveron

At the Dyslexic Chruch of Chirst, we give 10% tithing to Dog.

phillerspace

Police sniffer dog realises he can make more money as drug lord.

mo3000

My wife's dog is such an asshole, I've been trying for weeks to get him stolen. He peed on my suit today, so I decided to speed things along.

Zombiecross

All Spike wanted was a Bitch that didn't like him for his money.....

Discorocks

"If I had a dollar every time he licked his balls...."

Discorocks
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

The Weekly Hit List

Sit back... Relax... We'll do all the work.
Get a weekly update on the best at Cracked. Subscribe now!