Craptions Classics July 03, 2006

Christine wondered how many times she would have to vomit to fit into her new top.


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...fortunately Dr. Seuss' penis had been perfectly preserved.


I can't believe i let you put this in me!


Wuggles, the cuddliest leech.


After immediately thinking of how she could use this during sex,young Dr. Ruth knew her true calling.

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