Other Craptions

Sticks and stones, realizing they can break my bones, join forces for an unstoppable rampage.

Why? 'Cause fuck trees, that's why.

Steve realized his great misunderstanding after arriving at the "Biggest Faggot Competition"

Big Bird's fortress of solitude discovered...

His childhood love of forts never abated. Sadly, his ability to build forts never improved.

This must have cost tens of dollars.

On the island of Jenga, homes are strictly temporary affairs.

The aftermath of an Ent gang bang.

"Yes, I know it just looks like a huge pile of sticks, but when I've completed it, you'll see that it looks like a much, MUCH, bigger pile of sticks."

"Nah, the wolf's cool...it's OSHA you should be worried about."

Honey, when you said your parents lived in the sticks, I thought you meant...

Things that seemed like a good idea while drunk, number 39

"Hey look! I found a needle!"

"You know what, Bob? Next time you think it would be cute to say you got me a 'Kindle' for my birthday? Go fuck yourself."

Next time, on "Deadliest Thatch"....

Holy crap! There's more sticks here then you could ... well...shake a stick at. Watch, I'll demonstrate...

Typo?! You mean the fake mountain's not supposed to be 1:1 scale? What the hell am I going to do with the 20,000 gallons of paper-mâché I just mixed?!

Extreme Home Makeover got really sad after Ty Pennington succumbed to Alzheimer's.

"Dammit Bill, you forgot the marshmallows didn't you?"

Well Christine, if you didn't want to be immolated atop a wooden altar to Moloch the Destroyer, you shouldn't have overcooked the turkey.

In Indian they aren't "Lincoln Logs". They are "Gandhi Sticks."

In Turkey, 1,235,2049 Pickup is a national sport.

This illustrates an important engineering concept: stick-to-it-iveness. (Please don't hit me.)

This little piggy built his house out of sticks. Also? He was doing a LOT of meth.

The Toothpick Fairy has clearly been up to no good.

Hey Bill! Remember that old pile of shit down by the ravine? I just sold it to some asshole for 1000 dollars. Turns out it's "art"

"I got wood."

I see a pattern here. Tomorrow's picture is going to be broken bones, isn't it?

Not to be outdone by Alaska, New Mexico's "Ladder to Nowhere" was also a colossal failure.

Well, sure, our building materials may not be that great, but we compensate by using a lot of them.

You guys ARE aware you're standing next to the flying monkey nest, yes?

"Again?!?! I've already made 4,536 runs to Home Depot."

"Mankind has yet to recognize my genius" thought Moped Man.

"No problem! A shitload of screen doors and a coat of paint and we're there!"

"I am waiting for the love." - Joylove10

India has a lot to learn about dam building.

"This is gonna be one awesome snowman."

"Sandeep! What if we put go-go dancers in all the squares?" "Prakash, you do too much hashish."

...and all it took was one measly little rainforest

When the Third Little Pig said, "Cover me," his brothers took him a wee bit too literally.

"I've got to go in and look for termites. Cover me!!"

The question is this. Was Mount Rushmore's scaffolding OSHA approved?

My latest work should help secure my reputation, thought Doug 'Builds Pointless Pieces of Shit' Johnson.

This particular cliff likes to cover his shame.

"Whaddya mean you forgot the marshmallows?!?"

Construction was halted on the stairway to heaven when it was realized that nobody on earth was in shape enough to climb it.

.. then the mountain looked to the forest and said, "Cover me. I'm gonna sneak up on those two and avalanche on them."

Let the World Monkey Bar Championships BEGIN!

Needs more fire...