Craptions Classics November 30, 2010

Zippers and teeth: If your penis could have nightmares.

Diasdiem

Other Craptions

In this version of rock-paper-scissors, rock eats hand

metsfan

"Hey, does anyone know of a good way to fuck up my kids for life?"

jtklove

Mick Jagger, Ron Wood, and Keith Richards grant an interview without their flesh puppets.

dpollok

Further proof that everything in Australia is designed to kill you.

jtklove

People think passing kidney stones is the worst. Truth is, it gets worse when they start biting

bcanders

Oh, schist, I am totally taking this for granite.

Mothra24

Iran's department of "Brush your teeth and shut your mouth or you'll be stoned to death" unveiled it's surprisingly playful mascot today.

Versus

Pictured: Chuck Norris's three 'nads.

HMS_Ford

An Internet Fetish with an unspeakable name...

Rhymenstein

Oh, I get it. These rocks are semidentary!

DonFord

This totally fucks up the fossil record.

HMS_Ford

Guess who discovered a new fetish today! (Hint: It's me.)

Mr.Excalibur

Good to see Gary Busey found his love for mother earth.

Ceveron

That's what you get when you join a carbon dating site.

savinator
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