Craptions Classics November 29, 2010

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Zombiecross

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This is why I avoid Ancestry.com

Mr.Excalibur

Oh sure it's cute now... but when Michael Vick does it he gets arrested.

GaseousClay

When Annie tells you to "bark like a dog", YOU BARK LIKE A FUCKING DOG!

Backinblack

How come all of Roman Polanski's films have the same deleted scene?

Abaddonalpha

Even in black & white it's obvious that is not chocolate on her finger.

LilMcGil

Shirley Temple in "The Shining."

HMS_Ford

To the glee of future historians, we've managed to capture the worst glory hole ever on film.

bcanders

You know what? I don't even think I want a safeword.

Abaddonalpha

She is serious... and stop calling her Shirley!!!

Backinblack

How she grew up to become a serial killer is beyond me.

Versus

New from Kenner, My Little Dominatrix.

Backinblack

"The Aristocrats!"

ChaseMitchell

Betty Paige, Age 4.

Diasdiem
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