In the future, people from the Jersey Shore are still douchebags.
In this dystopic wasteland only those with gym memberships will survive.
I've given you head gasket with a lube job but you've blown a rod and fluid is everywhere. Let me just tighten these nuts, align your axle and you'll be good to go.
In the future, there will be NO pants. It's a mixed blessing.
Right then, a strong breeze gave everyone an unfortunate view of robocock.
Pron: The Porno response to Tron.
Do I see California's newest gubernatorial candidate?
Furries want to do it with animals. These guys want to do it with Transformers. And toasters. And vacuum cleaners. Perhaps a fax machine.
resistance is sexy...
Does the steel floor match the drapes?
Come Lola! We have a Sci-Fi Channel original movie to ruin!
When Mad Max first met Irate Irene, it was love/hate at first sight.
"Is that so? And what would you suggest? Unprotected sex? Pervert."
Natasha and The Hammer were the only undefeated gladiators in the Death Arena, at least until Sven Master of the Obvious figured out their one weakness - the completely unarmored portions of their bodies.