In the future, people from the Jersey Shore are still douchebags.
In this dystopic wasteland only those with gym memberships will survive.
In the future, there will be NO pants. It's a mixed blessing.
I've given you head gasket with a lube job but you've blown a rod and fluid is everywhere. Let me just tighten these nuts, align your axle and you'll be good to go.
Right then, a strong breeze gave everyone an unfortunate view of robocock.
Pron: The Porno response to Tron.
Do I see California's newest gubernatorial candidate?
resistance is sexy...
Furries want to do it with animals. These guys want to do it with Transformers. And toasters. And vacuum cleaners. Perhaps a fax machine.
Does the steel floor match the drapes?
Come Lola! We have a Sci-Fi Channel original movie to ruin!
When Mad Max first met Irate Irene, it was love/hate at first sight.
Natasha and The Hammer were the only undefeated gladiators in the Death Arena, at least until Sven Master of the Obvious figured out their one weakness - the completely unarmored portions of their bodies.
"Is that so? And what would you suggest? Unprotected sex? Pervert."