Other Craptions

needs more cowbell...

i must be mistranslating something here ,herbie keeps asking us to kill him

This car goes to 11

traffic jamming

it has to hit 88 beats per minute before it can travel through time

The band was known for its driving beat and its great gas mileage.

We call it: The John Denver experience.

He used to drive a Hummer, but now he has learned the lyrics.

Here comes treble

"You see that vehicle, Timmy? It ran over Bob Dylan's back-up members."

"Look kids! You may never get another opportunity to see this. Authentic hippies in their natural habitat."

Thirty seconds later, they were defeated by the KISS Army.

With a car like this, every traffic cop becomes Simon Cowell.

"Sure, it has a radio. Why wouldn't it?"

Esmerelda was known for her whistling solo where she hiked her skirt up and Kegeled the song.

I just know this is how Shikira's career will end someday.

It runs on jokes about what it runs on. Just like every other vehicle here.

Tune-ups are a bitch on so many levels.

Pedro completely missed the point of the "World's fastest drummer" competition.

Fahrverg Nugent

hahaaa, my mobile instrument magnet works!!!!

"If she starts to yodel again, I'm getting my rifle."

If it crashed, would it break a record?

Nobody really knows what Jack does in his spare time. But every instrument is a trophy from one of his serial band killings.

A prime suspect for last night's Mariachi hit and run.

Of course, no one can be told what the 1980's were... you have to see it for yourself.

They were ticketed for going 78 in a 45 zone.

Doe-Ray-Me-Vee-Dub

"You see Mindy, that's what you'll become if you don't study hard and get into a good college."

What does it mean when the CarFax says "Instrumental in the fall of civilization"?

Arcade Fire, meet Roadway Hootenanny.

Drive-by mariachi-ing. Just be grateful this is a photo, and not video.

When Luisa forgot her metronome, they had to keep the left turn signal on for the entire parade.

This is actually a perfectly normal car. The picture was taken at just the right moment after an explosion at the instrument and hippie factory.

Chad's Babe-Magnet Mobile sorta works...

"I'm sorry, but I wanted SABIAN cymbals for rims, not Zildjian cymbals. What kind of lunatic do you take me for?"

Well, it could have been worse. The driver AND the woman in the hat were both abducted by this same vehicle when they were kids. I think your baby is going to be fine. And learn music.

It seemed like a good idea when I found it on craig's list...

Some coyotes know how to create a diversion.

"Pizza for Elton John! Elton John! Ah, there you are. Here's your large with extra mushrooms, sequins, and old CDs. That'll be 17.50 please..."

Since Clementine couldn't get American Idol to broadcast her vocal talents to the people, she decided to take matters into her own hands.

In an effort to commemorate The Beatles on iTunes....

I guess that's one way you can drive drunk, crash through a music store, and get away with it!

This picture gives me a fever, and its only cure is MORE COWBELL.

"FREEBIRD.... FREEBIRD.... PLAY FREEBIRD!"

One-hit-and-run wonder

Sure it LOOKS like a Volkswagen, but it is really a Honda Accordion.

You had me at "saxophone muffler."

Coo Coo Car Acha!