Craptions Classics November 26, 2010

Just show me the carfax.

Abaddonalpha

Other Craptions

They didn't know what the hell it was but they had to respect what it just did to downtown Sydney.

savinator

Once I bought it, I couldn't wait for my neighbor's stupid kids to have loud parties.

bcanders

Even at burning man you can get crabs. Fiercely awesome crabs, but still crabs.

87gn

It runs on virginity, despair and the tears of disappointed parents.

Mothra24

Never bring a stick to an Arachno-tron Battle Tank fight.

Diasdiem

Introducing the Nissan Bloodbath: yeah, you're getting to work on time.

Ceveron

Come on, parking maid ... a little closer ... closer

bcanders

"I said to build a machine that dispenses WATER, not SLAUGHTER."

ChaseMitchell

"After he unwrapped it, our little Tommy was so excited; he said it was the best gift ever. And since then, he has spent more time playing with the box it came in than with this $2000, 12 hours to build, piece of shit."

poppedeye

Blackhawk Down Under

savinator

"I swear to God! If that jackass doesn't stop slamming that stick on the ground and yelling "Thou shall not pass.", I'm going to show him that the one thing on here that isn't fake is the roof mounted death-ray.

Malaclips

They have a handicapped sticker. DO NOT park in their spot.

jtklove

It's really fun to be a mad scientist!

HMS_Ford

Do you have one that comes with more menace?

bcanders
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