Craptions Classics November 25, 2010

I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. For that you get the nose, the pants, the whole damn thing

AnalogGus

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Well THIS wasn't in the Book of Revelations.

Double_L

Steve looked up from his cotton candy as the shadow grew larger, "This, would be a good death." He mused.

Abaddonalpha

Who now lives in a solitaire cell under block C...

savinator

A horrible typo unleashed Spooge Blob onto an unsuspecting public.

savinator

The capture of Spongebob Squarepants also netted more than 100 pedophiles. Happy Thanksgiving!

LilMcGil

"We need a float that properly catches the plight of Native Americans after the arrival of the Europeans" "Hmmmm..... nailed it."

Abaddonalpha

Release the Spongken!

LilMcGil

...and the evil downvoters were crushed by children's dreams. Good night Timmy!

LilMcGil

Hairnets were required for all Burger King employees, regardless of skin color, body type, or IQ.

Kamikaze Phoenix

Laughter is contagious. You know what else is contagious? The Plague!

CzechpointChrly

Just when he thinks he's in the air, he gets down-floated

savinator

Wanted: Giant Sponge with square pants, hideous laughter, and happy all the time. He may be armed with a spatula and very dangerous. If you have any information on the whereabouts of this sponge please contact us immediately.

hadleydb

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of craption cheaters? The Shadow Knows. (Hint: Multiple facebook accounts the admins can't detect)

Due to copyright laws, the Macy's day parade was forced to fly "LeechMike L7knickers".

LilMcGil
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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