Craptions Classics November 24, 2010

SPOILER ALERT: He still doesn't catch the Roadrunner.

Diasdiem

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The last 5 seconds of my life were kick ass

bcanders

The bike is powered by propane and its builder is powered by meth.

poppedeye

Able to go from 0 to "Oh MY GOD! I"M GONNA DIE!" in under 2 seconds.

They say winning isn't everything. Those people are wrong.

HMS_Ford

When you can distill moonshine AND siphon it into your mouth WHILE jumping the grand canyon, I'd say you've got covered everything.

Zombiecross

Chad hated tailgaters. He hated them a lot.

HMS_Ford

My wife originally asked me to hire a plumber, but I said, "Aw, fuck it, I'll just wing it and viola - toilet bike." Anyhow, my evenings are a lot quieter since she stopped speaking to me.

bcanders

It's just a precaution. Before you take this out for a ride you really really should void your bowels first.

Thomas Calnan

Who needs brakes when you could have a wheelchair?

Chris Berglund

Adding to its entertainment factor is the fact that the rider MUST weigh 400lbs.

Zombiecross

It's not going to be a quiet day at Lake Woebegon€

HMS_Ford

Forget the port-a-potties.... WE'RE GONNA JUMP THE MOON!!

Chris Berglund

Syphilis did some weird shit to Jesse James' brain.

dpollok

This goes from horsepower to pegasuspower.

Zombiecross
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