Other Craptions

Visit beautiful Detroit!

We prefer to be called "Previously Breathing Americans," you racist tool.

She died as she lived - clueless.

What do models and zombies have in common? They are both dead inside.

It doesn't look like Gayle is going to make it past Oprah's studio audience...

As crazed for human brains as they were, the zombies were reluctant to attack a black person for fear of being labeled as racist.

Texting in the middle of a zombie apocalypse is pretty stupid; But at least she's not driving.

Tyler Perry's Diary of the Last Black Woman

I hope her camera has red eye reduction.

Sure, the Zombie Apocalypse is a great time if you're a brainless bimbo.

Even zombies like happy meals!

Janet won't be smiling when she sees the one dressed up like her dead brother.

Yeah, it's all fun and games until someone loses their cerebral cortex...

There must be an app for this.

I hate shopping at Aberzombie and Fitch.

Look, a life! Let's get one!

Auditions have begun for "America's Next Top Zombie".

She's smiling because she's holding the detonator and, baby, it's almost SHOWTIME!

The FX department must have spent tens of dollars on this.

What would you do... If you got stuck in the middle of Capital One Card commercial?!

"Hold still, zombies!! got it!! Awww, who's a cute little zombie?"

They're just hungry for her brains... And a yummy wardrobe malfunction!

"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poup--BRAAAAAAIIIINS???"

Bet you regret sleeping through Zombie Defense class NOW!!!

"It's a people eat people world out there. I know I can trust one brand to keep me safe all day. Tampax. Because your busy surviving and don't want to think about your period."

Typical attention whore reaction to a zombie outbreak.

Hey Zombies! Don't eat Whitney's brain... you'll become addicted!

Ride through the zombie apocalypse in style in your new Ford Focus convertible!

Paparazzombies take yet another life.

Typical; the token black person is always the first to get killed off in horror movies.

Yeah...you get used to living in LA after a while.

"Zombiewood" didn't match the success of its inspiration "Dollywood", much to Whitney Houston's dismay.

"OK now in this one, strum the intestines like a guitar!"

Rule #6: Double-tap your iPhone

"Ok, smile and say 'RRrrwwooorrrwwwglurrrghh'!"

Zombies are different than they used to be. Now they feed on inflated egos and a false sense of accomplishment.

The season finale of The Walking Dead will feature a cameo from The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Members of the Tea Party great Michelle Obama...

She's safe. She hasn't got any brains.

"OMG! A zombie apocalypse! I'm SO posting this to facebook!"

The Cast of the Thriller Video couldn't contain their excitement as Janet Jackson did a drive by...

Even the walking dead need to get a ride every now and then.

Whitney Houston was so high on crack that she had no idea she was supposed to act scared for her cameo in Zombieland 2.

The celebrity lines are always a bitch at Omnomnomicon

Here's to our fearless leader in this week's Combat; Show us your tit!

See, I TOLD you so. Taking somebody's picture really does steal their soul.

By the year 2075, we lost the meaning of "revival meeting".

This was taken at an Earth Day Rally. They're decomposing composters. *hangs head in shame*

The recession has really hit theme parks hard.