Craptions Classics November 22, 2010

"I AM shooting them in the face, honey! Why do you want all these pictures, anyway?"

ChaseMitchell

Other Craptions

Visit beautiful Detroit!

ChaseMitchell

We prefer to be called "Previously Breathing Americans," you racist tool.

savinator

She died as she lived - clueless.

HMS_Ford

What do models and zombies have in common? They are both dead inside.

McFancyFeast

It doesn't look like Gayle is going to make it past Oprah's studio audience...

jtklove

As crazed for human brains as they were, the zombies were reluctant to attack a black person for fear of being labeled as racist.

poppedeye

Texting in the middle of a zombie apocalypse is pretty stupid; But at least she's not driving.

Diasdiem

Tyler Perry's Diary of the Last Black Woman

ChaseMitchell

I hope her camera has red eye reduction.

Times_New_Omen

Sure, the Zombie Apocalypse is a great time if you're a brainless bimbo.

Julius_Goat

Even zombies like happy meals!

Backinblack

Janet won't be smiling when she sees the one dressed up like her dead brother.

Julius_Goat

Yeah, it's all fun and games until someone loses their cerebral cortex...

Backinblack

There must be an app for this.

HMS_Ford
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