Craptions Classics November 21, 2010

"Resistance? 'Tis nought but futility! Thy distinctiveness shalt be added to our own! Verily!"

Kamikaze Phoenix

Other Craptions

When your silversmith and your tailor are the same person, it's time to admit you have a problem.

MattBlack

Most people left the World of Warcraft at home when they turned off their computers and headed out into the real world. Bruce was not most people.

poppedeye

In the niche genre of steampunk gay porn, Sir Edward Bumtickle is a superstar.

RodneyHardman

Slash's grandfather on tour with Gatling Guns 'n' Roses

savinator

how will you recognize me? well , i'll be wearing a hat.

falkob

Lady Gaga's first boyfriend had a huge impact on who she would be become

sgt.salt

These final fantasy bosses get lamer every sequel..

puppy528

It cost him his job, his marriage and his life savings, but Harold had to be Harold, and Harold was a pewter figurine trapped in a man's body and he had to be set free and put on display for all to admire.

poppedeye

Oh thank God, I thought they'd never make Wild Wild West 2

Ceveron

Glad I didn't wear the jacket too, that might have looked ridiculous.

its-a-sexytime

Steam Punk Fabulous. A fashion trend that lasted from the time this guy thought of it, til the time he showed it to somebody.

Malaclips

Wrought Iron Man

bubblebrain

"No, no, I'm not wearing this because I like it. I have chest pains, my shoulders got dislocated, my right eye is light sensitive and my kidneys hurt. The hat? Well, you have to admit the hat is pretty fucking fancy."

Acalyris

Octavio's professional wrestling dreams came to a crushing end when WWE's Vince McMahon stopped his audition just minutes after it started, informing him that he was too tacky even for them.

poppedeye
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