Other Craptions

When your silversmith and your tailor are the same person, it's time to admit you have a problem.

Most people left the World of Warcraft at home when they turned off their computers and headed out into the real world. Bruce was not most people.

In the niche genre of steampunk gay porn, Sir Edward Bumtickle is a superstar.

Slash's grandfather on tour with Gatling Guns 'n' Roses

how will you recognize me? well , i'll be wearing a hat.

Lady Gaga's first boyfriend had a huge impact on who she would be become

These final fantasy bosses get lamer every sequel..

It cost him his job, his marriage and his life savings, but Harold had to be Harold, and Harold was a pewter figurine trapped in a man's body and he had to be set free and put on display for all to admire.

Oh thank God, I thought they'd never make Wild Wild West 2

Glad I didn't wear the jacket too, that might have looked ridiculous.

Steam Punk Fabulous. A fashion trend that lasted from the time this guy thought of it, til the time he showed it to somebody.

Wrought Iron Man

"No, no, I'm not wearing this because I like it. I have chest pains, my shoulders got dislocated, my right eye is light sensitive and my kidneys hurt. The hat? Well, you have to admit the hat is pretty fucking fancy."

Octavio's professional wrestling dreams came to a crushing end when WWE's Vince McMahon stopped his audition just minutes after it started, informing him that he was too tacky even for them.

Artemus was the best bouncer O'Malley's pub had ever had; troublesome patrons were quickly paralyzed with hysterical laughter when he approached them.

"'Scuse me...Jenny?...Yeah I know I looked a little different in my profile pic, but I wanted our first date to be formal."

"Hey, Sis! Check out what I found in Nana's closet!"

He was feeling pretty bad-ass as he emerged from the shadows. Then he overheard his friends telling people that his mom had to help him with the hot glue gun, and the shame set in.

Sorry sir, it beeped again, are you sure you dont have any metalic objects on you.

"We are Borg. Resistance is FABULOUS!"

Go ahead, TSA Boy, pat me down!

Robo Copper

Not pictured...the matching purse.

We can rebuild Lincoln...we have the technology.

"We're here, we're queer, assimilate us."

that leather vest really accentuates the belly full of Mountain Dew and Doritos

There's a little clockwork Mark Twain that pops out of his hat every hour too.

Joel Schumacher directs the new Star Trek: Return of the Borg....guess he's going to kill another franchise.

"Alice, listen close. I am from the future, here to prevent Wonderland judgment day. Come with me if you want to live."

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Fabulously!!

Oh, please, NO!! If this is the Batman villain, The Mad Hatter, then that means...Joel Schumacher is directing another one!! He already wrecked the franchise once!!.

I am Narcissus of Borg. Resistance is foreplay.

What Greece's Iron Man lacks in practicality he makes up with awesomeness

I'm about 99 percent sure this isn't how Charles Dickens pictured Marley.

Abraham Lincoln was also a pimp, as proven by his famous words "Four years ago I once scored with seven chicks"

Judge Dredd Scott

After his second divorce, Tom decided he wanted nothing to do with women ever again.

"Dear chaps, it pains me to be so blunt on this matter. Tonight, we dine..in HELL!!!"

Five minutes later the French tattoo artist fell in his inkwell.

If you're blue, and you don't know where to go. Why don't you go where fashion sits?....Puttin' on the Ritz.

I have to bas relieve myself.

The suit was functional at one time, but now it's baroque.

No, its perfect guys! We take a proper gentleman from Victoria Age Britain and give him a gritty reboot where he fights monsters and bears and Nazis and stuff!

"I Am The God of The Ash House Pottery Barn, please buy my crockery"

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that steam that's in your punk?

Guys, he single!

He wears his heart on his sleeve... and his face on his chest...

Tim Burton's butler.

Unfortunately, rather than chicks, it attracted lightning.