"Hurry, we have to fill some random bricks with these gold coins before Mario shows up!"
"RELEASE THE KRACKERS!!!"
No longer satisfied with being neutral, the Swiss army answers the call to arms.
The army of mice looked out over the square. Their general was frustrated. This HAD to be a trap. He could just feel it.
In Wisconsin we call this "Tuesday".
If only I could think of something to say that would get them to look at the camera and smile.
As the sun sets, many comely maidens will arrive, bearing baskets overflowing with macaroni. And then the orgy will begin.
Friday: Cheesefest 2010. Saturday: Diarrheafest 2010.
When scientists were finally able to tap into a mouse’s dreams, they were a bit surprised to see human instead of cat servants.
It's being carried around in a sedan chair. Must be a Big Cheese.
They do this over 400 times a day. Nobody knows why.
I'm so glad we don't use the same currency as Europe.
This is nothing. You should see how they treat potato salad.
"The cheese market meltdown left producers shredding stock yesterday ..."
I TOLD YOU giant rat aliens were coming to conquer the planet, but did you believe me? Noooooooooooooo...!