Other Craptions

"RELEASE THE KRACKERS!!!"

No longer satisfied with being neutral, the Swiss army answers the call to arms.

The army of mice looked out over the square. Their general was frustrated. This HAD to be a trap. He could just feel it.

In Wisconsin we call this "Tuesday".

If only I could think of something to say that would get them to look at the camera and smile.

As the sun sets, many comely maidens will arrive, bearing baskets overflowing with macaroni. And then the orgy will begin.

Friday: Cheesefest 2010. Saturday: Diarrheafest 2010.

When scientists were finally able to tap into a mouse’s dreams, they were a bit surprised to see human instead of cat servants.

It's being carried around in a sedan chair. Must be a Big Cheese.

They do this over 400 times a day. Nobody knows why.

I'm so glad we don't use the same currency as Europe.

This is nothing. You should see how they treat potato salad.

"The cheese market meltdown left producers shredding stock yesterday ..."

I TOLD YOU giant rat aliens were coming to conquer the planet, but did you believe me? Noooooooooooooo...!

Good job guys, but there's Stiltons to be moved!

These olympics must be very, very special indeed.

Snookie gets some earrings that match her complexion...

Quick, to the Brie-mobile!!!

I love the smell of limburger in the morning...

“Look at those three lazy bastards over there chatting it up. I don't care if they are lactose intolerant; that’s a bullshit excuse for not helping us carry this.”

The festivities were soon disrupted as a horde of rats attacked the fair grounds.

"Wait, we're not in Hamburg...we're in Cheeseburg! Dammit!"

Finally!! The biscuit wheels for my gravy train are here!!

It takes lots and lots of drugs to come up with a sport like this... I just wish I had some right now...

Good - a new order of asshats is ready for shipment

Wait until you see the size of the egg they are using for this omelette!

The town of Cheddar mounts a last-ditch defense against the town of Brie.

These 2 guys alone are personally responsible for 12 million blocked colons.

I'm sure they're impressed guys, but other civilizations invented the wheel long before this.

"Alright, Chatty Cathy with the big, criminal plans. We have the cheese, and a means of escape. NOW WHAT?!?"

Crackers won't stop, no matter how often you say please

Big smiles, laughter, high spirits. Yep, the crowd is having a lot of fondue here today.

With a mix of fascination and horror, people gathered every year to watch the Annual Suppository Championship.

♫ ♫ The fondue run run run, the fondue run run. ♫ ♫

I just don't get the excitement behind LARP of old Atari games.

Why-a da Venetian gondoliers take-a so much-a da cheese? Because it's-a goud-a!

Hot Cross Buns has never been so exhillerating

Jack normally hated cheesey races, but after training for muenster the year, he felt he had a gouda chance to brie home first prize!

Venice, Italy has its gondoliers. Venice Wisconsin has these guys.

Hey America! Your new shipment of cholesterol has arrived.

Not much of a cheese shop, now is it?

This is a Men Without Hats video isn't it?

Infinitely preferable to typical cheesy pick ups, an actual cheesy pick up.

Yeah, I hate it when I get the cheese runs, too.

You know what the problem is? Recessive genes.

Mayor McCheese as an infant.

5 minutes later, Roquefort surrendered...

New, from the folks who brought you the shake weight, comes the cheese jog...

Dammit, I should have known this wasn't a legal copy of Abbey Road.