Craptions Classics November 17, 2010

"Wait a minute, wait a minute... I think I see the problem. We're drunk."

Thomas Calnan

Other Craptions

"Hey, I can still see I'm homeless from up here!"

Julius_Goat

It was very nice of Otto and Fritz to provide the police snipers with a clear target.

jtklove

"There had better be one HELL of a reward for this cat!"

Thomas Calnan

Yes, you complain about glossy fake-looking CGI, but do you realize that without it, THIS is the X-Men movie?

Julius_Goat

Now that I have you trapped up here, Jeb, I thought you should know I think you have a sweet ass

bcanders

"Yeah! I'll be damned if Google Street View gets our farm animal orgy on film THIS time."

Thomas Calnan

Just two more X's and they can sell dirty movies.

dpollok

Well... At least used German tractor sellers are riding high in this recession!

Rhymenstein

Ich bin ein Deereliner.

tAintMyFault

You know, Jeb, it's times like these, wind in my hair and the landscape spread before me that I just wanna take my sniper rifle out and shoot the ever-loving shit out of anything that moves.

bcanders

If this is how you keep Tom Cruise out of your country, then I support it.

jtklove

Watch out for hop-ons. You're gonna get hop-ons.

Mothra24

Well, yeah, when you have a cherry picker, parallel parking is easy, but let's see you do that in a volvo.

bcanders
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