Human trafficking would be so much easier if postage weren't so expensive.
It’s always a good idea for a father and son get out of the house and do a little mail bonding.
"OK, kid, here comes the mailman. Now just act natural. We'll be visiting Santa in the North Pole by Friday."
I shred a lot of my junk mail, but it usually doesn't scream
"Bill, junk, junk, bill, junk, kid in a Spider-Man costume, bill, oh hey my guy in a trenchcoat and hat came in today."
Jim was tired of being teased for his tiny package.
"The Czech's in the mail" takes on a whole new meaning in the Balkans.
Bobby wanted to mail himself to Santa to get all the toys. Jerry just wanted the naughtylist...
This is just punishment for people who forget to include the zip code.
There's no tax refunds this year. Instead, we're mailing homeless families to you.
Hmm... The smaller letter is addressed to Roman Polanski.
The guy expecting two shipments of dope is gonna be pissed.
They've got their zippers open, so when you look inside, you see junk mail.
Some people don't understand what "going postal" means.