Craptions Classics November 16, 2010

Human trafficking would be so much easier if postage weren't so expensive.

lab_rat

Other Craptions

It€™s always a good idea for a father and son get out of the house and do a little mail bonding.

poppedeye

"OK, kid, here comes the mailman. Now just act natural. We'll be visiting Santa in the North Pole by Friday."

Julius_Goat

I shred a lot of my junk mail, but it usually doesn't scream

bcanders

"Bill, junk, junk, bill, junk, kid in a Spider-Man costume, bill, oh hey my guy in a trenchcoat and hat came in today."

Arcibi

Jim was tired of being teased for his tiny package.

bcanders

"The Czech's in the mail" takes on a whole new meaning in the Balkans.

Dale_Sams

Bobby wanted to mail himself to Santa to get all the toys. Jerry just wanted the naughtylist...

metsfan

This is just punishment for people who forget to include the zip code.

HMS_Ford

There's no tax refunds this year. Instead, we're mailing homeless families to you.

bcanders

Hmm... The smaller letter is addressed to Roman Polanski.

Thomas Calnan

The guy expecting two shipments of dope is gonna be pissed.

dpollok

They've got their zippers open, so when you look inside, you see junk mail.

xgrendelx

Some people don't understand what "going postal" means.

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