Craptions Classics November 15, 2010

"Hell yeah I peed in the water. Did you see the key to the bathroom?"

dpollok

Other Craptions

I don't mind walking it, or cleaning up its mess. But the damn thing humps anything with a keyhole.

Diasdiem

Somehow, I thought the Florida Keys would be different.

Malaclips

"Sometimes people ask me where I'm dragging this 'Key,' and I say 'West.' It gets a laugh about 20 percent of the time."

ChaseMitchell

Sisyphus' brother, Toughypus, once keyed Zeus' chariot.

dpollok

"Excuse me. I am the Keymaster. Are you the Gatekeeper?"

jtklove

He wanted to make sure everyone knew he had the biggest house on the lake.

ChaseMitchell

This will make more sense when the tide comes in.

HMS_Ford

After all the pain and hardships he endured, Jerry knew that it would all be worth it when he finally popped open that chastity belt.

metsfan

The art director for the new Keystone beer ad campaign has just been sacked.

Mothra24

I, for one, prefer my lakes to be pretentious and ugly as hell.

Abaddonalpha

He may be tied to the lochs, but he's really pining for the fjords...

Backinblack

"See this guy? I bet he NEVER loses the car keys." "Sorry Mom."

LilMcGil

"...Sadly, his experiments failed. Later, Benjamin Franklin picked up where his research left off, and got results by attaching the key to a kite."

Diasdiem

"This statue represents the bondage of time and the futility of man's....WHOA! Check out the chick in the red bikini! I'd hit that!"

jtklove
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