Craptions Classics November 14, 2010

She'll never be as good as her brother though. He can balance five plates at a time.

Malaclips

Other Craptions

She's not a contortionist. She's just paralyzed that way and her friends are kind of mean.

Kamikaze Phoenix

You just know all the men looking at this are thinking about oral sex while all the women are judging her outfit.

poppedeye

China: What they lack in freedom they make up for in WTF.

seannyb

And to think, I'm amazed when American waitresses can carry three coffee cups at once.

savinator

We are just one sneeze away from a brutal fatality.

poppedeye

Her parents wanted her to be a lawyer. She wanted to be a disappointment. Guess which one got their wish?

RodneyHardman

I had no idea nail fungus could get so bad.

dpollok

No, you fool. It's "left hand, red"!

87gn

"Suzy, I'm sorry, I've been a bad host....please, grab a chair, make yourself comfortable."

Pieter

"Yeah, but the irony is that at home in the bedroom, she not at all flexible on what she will let me do."

poppedeye

Those pizzas look good, but the cook has her head way up her ass today.

dpollok

She's got it down to where it takes her boyfriends at least 5 dates to realize she doesn't have a vagina.

savinator

"Hey sweety - I think we could get along great. I'm a fungi."

Thomas Calnan

Profits rose by 400% when the International House of Pancakes outsourced to China.

Kierkegaard
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