€œWell I got to hand it to Verizon; even in Hell I have full bars.€
Oh shit! Wrong button!
Nero twittered while Rome burned.
He's changing his Facebook status to "Imperiled"
Sadly the fire hose app did not work as well as he thought it would.
Home brnd dwn lol. put me up 4 the nite?
Autumn was so beautiful. The leaves were changing color, and the Orcs were attacking once again.
Before actually calling 911, he took a picture of the fire and emailed it to the fire department so they would know what to look for when they got there.
Pictured: A Man Of Action.
...and that's the last we saw of "Jersey Shore"... ...and there was much rejoicing...
You know what's better than saving lives? Becoming a Youtube sensation, that's what.
When the company CIO asked him to set up a firewall, Jerry obliged. Too bad Jerry worked in Maintenance and not in IT.
Ragnarok was filmed before a live (initially) studio audience
I liked the part where the Alien Overlord was all "Take me to your leader" and Dave was all "Nah, up yours, brah"
"Thanks for dumping me over the phone, Cheryl. I hope where you go looks like this."