Other Craptions

Oh shit! Wrong button!

Nero twittered while Rome burned.

He's changing his Facebook status to "Imperiled"

Sadly the fire hose app did not work as well as he thought it would.

Home brnd dwn lol. put me up 4 the nite?

Autumn was so beautiful. The leaves were changing color, and the Orcs were attacking once again.

Before actually calling 911, he took a picture of the fire and emailed it to the fire department so they would know what to look for when they got there.

Pictured: A Man Of Action.

...and that's the last we saw of "Jersey Shore"... ...and there was much rejoicing...

You know what's better than saving lives? Becoming a Youtube sensation, that's what.

When the company CIO asked him to set up a firewall, Jerry obliged. Too bad Jerry worked in Maintenance and not in IT.

Ragnarok was filmed before a live (initially) studio audience

I liked the part where the Alien Overlord was all "Take me to your leader" and Dave was all "Nah, up yours, brah"

"Thanks for dumping me over the phone, Cheryl. I hope where you go looks like this."

gtg towns on fire lol

Right then, the terrorists struck, distracting Scott and causing him to lose at Tetris.

"brng 20 bxs gramm crkrs, 200 choco bars, 10 bags mrshmllows Thx ;)"

There's an app for that?

“Hello FEMA? You’re late again.”

"For crying out loud Steve, just PHONE the fire department..."

“Damn it, the flash didn’t go off.”

Chad and his 9th grade teacher, Miss Robinson, went to a lot of trouble to cover up their affair.

"Don't bother coming home for dinner. You were late, and it's burned now."

Because fuck the bed bug infestation, that's why!

"Can you save me now?....How about now?...No?...Damn!!!"

This is what happens when cousins marry.

The BlackBerry Torch lives up to it's name!

HADOUKEN!

Shut up! I don't care if the world is ending, I gotta get this craption in!

"9...1... Oh man, I forgot I had Angry Birds on here!"

I wonder if I left the gas on... holy shit!!!

Superstition says that taking a picture steals one's soul. The reality is much worse.

Ya know who like totally LOVES massive explosions? My FaceBook friends, that's who!

Like you've never driven down the Jersey Turnpike before!

And it seems to me you lived your life like a viewfinder in the wind...

Chad Nero fiddles while Rome burns.

And here I am, without a gun...

Uh, Jack... I don't think you'll fool anyone with a photobomb of the Fiery Deeps of Mount Doom.

Unfortunately for Trevor, burning the entire neighborhood to the ground did not end the bedbug infestation in his house.

Chad's test of the hand-held Super Genocide Killtron 2000 was a huge success.

All is not well in Wherever-the-hell-this-is-ville.

"Yeah, get a picture quickly - it looks like it'll go out any second now!"

At Esurance, you can get car insurance instantly over the phone, even AFTER you drove your Hummer through a power plant!

The worst part of Hell is the bad reception.

"Hello, Cheryl? Remember that house and land you got in the divorce? Good luck living in it now!!! Bwahahahahahaha

"Don't worry, we won't get caught, Trevor" said Mrs. Robinson, "My husband never notices anything I do."

Whilst Rome burned, Nero played the fiddle. Whilst 4chan burned, the internet played 'Never Gonne Give You Up.'

RSON IS GR8 & IM LMFAO

That Brett Favre - he'll text anything.