Craptions Classics November 10, 2010

Tired of begging people for change, Chad decides to ambush them from above.

bcanders

Other Craptions

Mr. Miyagi's students never knew when the training ended and the pranks began.

RodneyHardman

This guy's easier to clean off, but pigeon shit smells better.

Mothra24

They'd all go away eventually if people would only stop feeding them.

Diasdiem

Am I the first to say statutory rape?

Backinblack

Sure, it may look strange, but douchebag hats were all the rage back then.

RodneyHardman

It's nothing a shower, a haircut, and the riot cops can't fix.

jtklove

As a supervillain, Pigeon Dude was more of an annoyance than an actual threat.

Chaz, brah, you have the lamest Zombie plan ever.

Mr.Excalibur

Actually, this is quite suiting, considering this is how Kimberly died in the first place.

bcanders

Don't laugh: His father was a professional flagpole sitter.

HMS_Ford

Physical balance - One, Chemical balance - Zero.

Redway

Young George Mallory found out the hard way that "Because it's there" is not an acceptable answer when a cop asks you why you climbed a statue.

Thomas Calnan

That's the dirtiest thing Kimberly ever had on her mind.

dpollok

"No, Chad... the way to get over one woman is to get UNDER another woman. Dumbass."

Mothra24
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