Other Craptions

New from Ikea: Drukentable. LOTS of assembly required.

"...and so that's why I didn't get a haircut."

Call your doctor if this condition lasts for more than four hours.

This is why white people make bad ninjas

Hair Salon quartets are so much creepier than Barbershop quartets.

Soylent chairs are made from people! PEOPLE!!!

Right foot, red!!! Left hand, crotch!!!

Chuck, sorry if I get an erection ... and sorry if I don't

"I worry about grandpa. I think he's fallen in with the wrong crowd." "Hoodlums?" "No, harlequins."

Worst... table dance... ever...

“You see George, it’s like I told you before; you can only do this with four guys, because girls lack the necessary crotch padding to support a person’s head."

Don't worry, this is all for chair-ity.

Where will you be when premature ejaculation strikes?

On second thought, desk jobs are ok

So...hows AA going guys?

Mathematicians have finally solved the geometric dillema of the 4-way Reach-Around.

Oscar Wilde only WISHED he was this gay.

"...and the winner of today's game of musical chairs is - it's a four-way tie!!"

The Oracle gave up on finding 'The One' and sent four dipshits into the Matrix.

Mannfred was red-faced with embarrassment. It was his first work function and he didn't want to let on how much he enjoyed a little head.

THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES...BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR WICKER!

How many stools are in this picture? More than you want to know about.

...and then they collapse into a tickle fight, and the crowd moves awkwardly away...

The facepaint says "We're dangerous warriors" but the man on man action also adds "You don't want to know what we do with the bodies of our fallen foes."

They could hurt themselves with those hard wood chairs. They really should use stool softeners.

"Waaaaarriors, come out to plaa... oh never mind"

"I need this crotch in my lap like I need a hole in my head." "Hey, good idea, man."

"Seriously, though, one of you needs to pay the check."

Ok guys, remember where we porked.

These strikers have forgotten the original purpose of the "sit-in".

When you put it this way, prostate exams don't seem so bad

In the US we just come out of the closet and say "I'm gay." In Slovenia it's a much more flamboyant festival.

Monica (pictured here wearing her favorite hard hat) smiled with glee at the man buffet arrayed before her. Which one would she kill and eat later? They all looked so tasty!

Looks like somebody just got SERVED!!!

Chair Devils?

“You know the rules; last man to lose their erection wins.”

... and that's how Daddy met your other Daddy

That's just great. Now I'm scared of clowns AND benches!

"Go, Packers!!!"

Dude... My face would turn bright crimson too, if I were talked into such stupid shit...

Don't ask them to push in your stool...

The Invisible man hated his job. Hated, hated, hated his fucking job.

New from Ikea: Jesterfukkentable. No assembly required, but lots of rehab recommended.

Matrix: Re-Upholstered

Jesterpalooza.

"So where do I put my dick?"

Your stool sample wears combat boots!

More like a no pride parade if you ask me.

She's a maniac, maniac on the floor. And she's dancin' like she's never danced before...