Other Craptions

Bad ass dudes slowly walk away from explosions. Bad ass chicks watch that shit burn.

Turns out that when appeasing the Volcano God, a "technical virgin" just doesn't cut it.

Rather than listen to her problems, the mountain instead committed explosive suicide

Mr Nesbitt has learnt the first lesson of not being seen. However he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover.

When she joined Girl Scouts it wasn't hard to figure out at campfire time which one was Chuck Norris' daughter.

Well, what did you expect to find in a country called "Grenada?"

In the days before divorce was socially acceptable, you had to do what you had to do.

I miss my ex. But my aim's getting better...

Yoko gives war a chance.

Once the Sioux were introduced to dynamite, their buffalo hunts could get a little crazy, especially if there was fire water involved.

Another failed attempt at getting free cable.

Shoulda' just given her half.

"Whoa Bill - let me know where you're going to put the dynamite next time. That's my favourite car parked next to my wife."

Christina looked back at the dealership, happy that she ended up buying the 50-year old Hudson instead of one of the Toyotas.

...and that's the last we saw of Lady Gaga... ...and there was much rejoicing...

Because fuck you, Bunny Ranch!

His Indian name was Lights His Own Brand.

Egged on by his wife's taunts, "you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn", Joe took a shot at the nitro glycerin factory.

Bob! You're supposed to cut the green wire not the re--oh. Never mind.

OK, now I believe you when you said you had explosive diarrhea. I'm just glad I didn't take you up on that piggyback ride.

Looks like the "Crying Cherokee" really has something to cry about now...

Krakatoa, east of Chevy...

Back in the 50's, cars were bigger and atom blasts were smaller

"I regret nothiiiiiiing!!!"

I REALLY gotta get my muffler fixed.

Earl's last words were: "Hey, ya'll...watch this!"

While partially successful, Russ Meyer is yet to perfect a bomb so awesome it can blow the clothing off a woman.

Honey, have you seen my WoW discs? It seems to have un-installed from the comput- you did what?!

This is why you don't give Taco Bell to the Great Earth Spirit.

This is why you masturbate BEFORE the date.

She put tin foil in the microwave. Again.

Where will YOU be when explosive diarhea hits?

"Well, I'm not driving AROUND the fuckin' hill, sweetheart..."

Fortunately, she removed her exploding pants just in time.

Blister Flowers thought to herself, "He blew up good. He blew up REAL good."

The new Roadrunner Vs. Coyote looks like it's going to be AWESOME.

"Missed her... By that much!"

Spinal Tap loses yet another drummer.

God willing, it's Justin Bieber in the heart of that.

You can hunt desert-elks, or you can HUNT desert-elks.

Always pay your Indian Casino debts on time. ALWAYS.

"Pull the car over, I'm gonna nuke!"

I told my girlfriend my secret fantasy was a blow job in the middle of the desert... this wasn't what I had in mind

Must be a nuclear family picnic.

This is why I don't talk to women when it's "that time of the month."

OK, stop pouting. I'll do it.

“Honey, did you remember to turn off the oven before we left?”

We were going to bring the mountain to Moses, but then we thought, "aw, fuck it"

You can't get a piggyback ride at the Large Hadron Collider. It's not safe.