Other Craptions

I can't drive schtick.

It's all fun until he crashes and breaks some McRibs.

lets see that bitch from Wendy's beat this

The results of Dan's nervous breakdown were as terrifying and unpredictable as they were hilarious.

Slappy just then realized the enormity of the situation. His shoes were too big to hit the brakes.

None of the horsemen of the apocalypse were described very accurately.

When Bobo lost the bottom half of his body in a tragic banana peel accident, everyone laughed and laughed. Well, no one was laughing anymore.

If it's frightened enough, even an ATV will try to buck off its rider.

Wait until the Clown Union hear about this - driving the clown car at a jaunty angle without a funny hat - shocking disregard for regulations here.

It's an optical illusion. Anyone riding that thing would look like a clown.

Ronald's younger brother, Louis McDonald, was always showing off in a desperate attempt to escape from the shadow of the fast-food icon.

This isn't the "Red-head rides it rough" I intended to Google.

"The victim was face-down in a custard pie with tire marks across their back. Who could have done this??"

"Hey ASSHOLE! All we want are balloon animals!"

Patch Adams 2: Cruise Control

"Daddy, whats that clown doing to Megatron?"

I told you it's not easy to ride this thing. Not just any bozo can do it.

I've seen enough Star Trek to know how this "red shirt" is going to end up.

"Hey Grimace, get off the fuckin' back!!"

Now NO ONE will notice my bald spot!

In other news, an ATV attempted to attack a photographer at the fair earlier today. Fortunately, it was subdued from behind by a clown.

"For my next act, I'll need someone's dignity."

Big Ass the clown soon learned his greatest asset was also his greatest flaw.

Elsewhere, a stuntman is getting spritzed.

"Ronald, get off the ATV. We can talk about this." "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH MAN!"

I don't know, but "I'm runnin' over it" doesn't seem the right ad for selling more burgers.

McDonalds home delivery service proves unpopular...

Some might say that Eric responded poorly to his expulsion from ITT Tech.

I don't care if the kids are entertained, he should be wearing a helmet. A full face helmet.

Groundskeeper Silly

I'm finally over my fear of clowns and lawnmowers...OH MY GOSH WHAT THE HECK...??!?

I did NOT give Cracked permission to use this photo from my wedding.

All I wanted was breakfast after 11:00 a.m. and they sent this psycho after me!

Any second now the doors will fall off...

Every year there is always one guy who snaps and keeps wearing his costume well after Halloween has past.

Insane Clown Buggy

why did the clown take a nap after he popped a wheelie? because he was two tired

Hi I'm Johnny McKnoxville, welcome to Childhood Trauma!

Ride'em clownboy!

What we don't realize is that Circus Transportation took years to domesticate.

Whoa, it looks like some clown is getting a little too excited.

Some people just have the weirdest tan lines...

Breaking News: 'Big' Mac McDonald has died in a bizarre accident. His cousin Ronald has it his goal to honor his passing.

Do you suffer from "mecha-penis"? Now there's a pill that can help. You'll still be a clown though.

Bozofield New Jersey was named after the town's founder, seen here.

Hi, I'm Bozo. I'm here to pick up fifty clowns.

Flunky demonstrates the Segway 5.0

You're just not you when you're tired. Have a Sickers.

So good it made his hair stand on end.