Craptions Classics November 05, 2010

The migration was going fine until they reached a fork in the road, and then all hell broke loose.

RodneyHardman

Other Craptions

The higher you climb the social ladder, the more complex the place settings get at dinner parties.

Malaclips

All he needed was a knife. But it still wasn't ironic. Just annoying.

Kamikaze Phoenix

Indypanda Jones looked carefully, until he found one wooden spoon among the other gleaming utensils. He dipped the spoon into the honey pot and ate from it. The elder bear replied, "You have chosen ... wisely."

Redway

Worst. Superpower. Ever.

Abaddonalpha

I have just one word to describe this scene: Stirring!

Rhymenstein

The Three Bears liked to keep a trophy of each little girl that fell for their porridge trap.

tAintMyFault

I love spooning after a great fork.

Mothra24

The louder he proclaimed his honesty, the more quickly my silverware fled.

Zombiecross

No Alanis, it's still not ironic.

Diasdiem

That waiter shouldn't be expecting a tip.

dpollok

...And then, rights as the creepy kid in the bear suit starts to turn around, I wake up.

Diasdiem

I TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING ANY METAL WHILE MOMMY WAS GETTING HER MRI

bcanders

I'll never understand Guy Fawkes Day celebrations.

HMS_Ford

"One for every eyeball extracted," thought Billy.

pfelon
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