Other Craptions

That old guy working overhead needs to wear briefs from now on.

I call this piece "Lance Armstrong."

How sanitary are public places? Look what we find when we shine a black light in this art gallery.

Every sperm is sacred, and THAT sperm is a GOD.

Upon his death, Teddy Roosevelt donated one of his testicles to the Smithsonian Institute. The other however, was believed to be sold to the Bungie Corporation...for use in the Spartan Program.

"Call maintenance. The building's going into heat again."

With a mighty yell of "TETHERBALL" Ron got Earth's intergalactic relations off to a rocky started

"So You Think You Can Judge Art" has a rather horrifying final round.

You think that's creepy, wait 'til you hear the moaning happens when you tug on it.

Somewhere, God is quite irate...

I knew there was gonna be trouble when that radioactive spider bit my nuts.

$300? If this painting is worth $300, then may I be struck down from above by some sort of alien tentacle.

If you pull it in just the right way, the sprinkler system goes off.

Dante decided he's going on strike until the sexual harassment stops.

I wish Paris Hilton would clean up after she flosses.

This is right next to the 'Moaning Lisa'.

Ah, I see the Muses have decided to go on strike.

A graphic representation of every frat boy's psyche.

When it hatches there will be one more pretentious hipster in the world.

Now that's well hung.

"I love this piece" "What's it called?" 'Well... That's a thermometer, dumbass'.

"I call it 'Post-Modern-Existential-Angst-Which-Should-Land-Me-A-Grant' and it's selling for one month's lodging in your home."

It's elegant, but I don't think it goes with my couch.

The Ikea's in Holland are a bit different

It's a Jackson Bollock

"So... when does the blood start spurting down the walls?"

Michelangelo often got lonely when painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling.

If he can't find it now, this guy will never find the clitoris.

“I call it E.T. -- the Extra Testicle.”

They hang this by the entrance to say "Cum In".

Swingin' Single Cell

I love art exhibits that have "splash zones"

"This one was by 'Michelangelo' - he was a master painter. And this one is by 'Eric' - he was a masturbator."

Sperm Sperm Sperm Art and Sperm!

Damn... But that's gonna be one huge-ass frog!

It's covered in condoms...ribbed for ummm..."its" pleasure.

They say "Don't drop the soap" in prison, but in Art School....Well, it's probably not a good idea to "stand in the corner"...

How dpollok got impregnated...

Ribbed -- For her pleasure?

Horton Hears An On My God, Is That What A Clitoris Looks Like? Ewww!

Bodysnatchers-they can sneak on you in the weirdest places.

So... Like why isn't the whole Art Museum covered in goo?

When Chuck Norris donates sperm, he doesn't even go to the sperm bank. He just gives them directions and they find it themselves.

"My parents went to MoMA and all they got me was this lousy noose."

The Narlak Continuium's decision to on strike was kicked off with wild protests. No one on earth noticed.

Wow. Evolution does not like you at all.

Sperm count:1 but it's one hell of a sperm

McDonald's grows these by the gross at a certain time of the year. They are the unidentified meat source of the McRibb.

"Shh... Quiet, I think it's trying to do a 'Mission Impossible' Maneuver..."