Craptions Classics November 04, 2010

Spidersperm, Spidersperm, does whatever a Spidersperm can, finds a womb, slides inside, it's immune, to spermicide--LOOK OUT! Here comes the Spidersperm!

Zombiecross

Other Craptions

That old guy working overhead needs to wear briefs from now on.

dpollok

I call this piece "Lance Armstrong."

Diasdiem

How sanitary are public places? Look what we find when we shine a black light in this art gallery.

orgasmmonkey

Every sperm is sacred, and THAT sperm is a GOD.

jtklove

Upon his death, Teddy Roosevelt donated one of his testicles to the Smithsonian Institute. The other however, was believed to be sold to the Bungie Corporation...for use in the Spartan Program.

Discorocks

"Call maintenance. The building's going into heat again."

Mothra24

With a mighty yell of "TETHERBALL" Ron got Earth's intergalactic relations off to a rocky started

bcanders

"So You Think You Can Judge Art" has a rather horrifying final round.

LilMcGil

You think that's creepy, wait 'til you hear the moaning happens when you tug on it.

bcanders

Somewhere, God is quite irate...

HMS_Ford

I knew there was gonna be trouble when that radioactive spider bit my nuts.

dpollok

$300? If this painting is worth $300, then may I be struck down from above by some sort of alien tentacle.

pfelon

If you pull it in just the right way, the sprinkler system goes off.

jtklove

Dante decided he's going on strike until the sexual harassment stops.

dpollok
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