She said she has big boobs and legs that go on forever, yeah I'm supposed to finally meet her today at the park.
â€œOh shit, Bionic Buddha has returned. Everybody try and look Zen!â€
Suspect is approximately 12 feet tall and is unarmed
This is what happens when you remove the label from the mattress.
If you give it a quarter, it jiggles and dances about, but I don't recommend you do that.
You laugh...but Marlon Brando was once a sex symbol...
Fatty Long Legs
Due to his unsightly figure, Obesetron never made it into the Transformer movies.
He said "eternal enlightenment" or "super awesome robot legs". I stand by my choice.
The Venus de Milo was not happy with eHarmony. Not in the least.
"I am the master of all I survey. Oh, and buffets."
Sunblock ads in Japan are...different.
Dammit Annakin, why don't you just let go and die already!!
â€œI have come from another world, far far away. Take me to your McDonalds.â€
"Oh ... you wanted a *GLorifying* statue of our mayor for the park. Sorry. I misunderstood."