Craptions Classics November 03, 2010

She said she has big boobs and legs that go on forever, yeah I'm supposed to finally meet her today at the park.

its-a-sexytime

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€œOh shit, Bionic Buddha has returned. Everybody try and look Zen!€

poppedeye

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This is what happens when you remove the label from the mattress.

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If you give it a quarter, it jiggles and dances about, but I don't recommend you do that.

bcanders

You laugh...but Marlon Brando was once a sex symbol...

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Fatty Long Legs

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Due to his unsightly figure, Obesetron never made it into the Transformer movies.

LilMcGil

The Venus de Milo was not happy with eHarmony. Not in the least.

Thomas Calnan

He said "eternal enlightenment" or "super awesome robot legs". I stand by my choice.

puppy528

"I am the master of all I survey. Oh, and buffets."

LilMcGil

Sunblock ads in Japan are...different.

Mr.Excalibur

Dammit Annakin, why don't you just let go and die already!!

dpollok

€œI have come from another world, far far away. Take me to your McDonalds.€

poppedeye

Warning: You must be THIS desperate to ride.

LilMcGil
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