She said she has big boobs and legs that go on forever, yeah I'm supposed to finally meet her today at the park.
“Oh shit, Bionic Buddha has returned. Everybody try and look Zen!”
Suspect is approximately 12 feet tall and is unarmed
This is what happens when you remove the label from the mattress.
If you give it a quarter, it jiggles and dances about, but I don't recommend you do that.
You laugh...but Marlon Brando was once a sex symbol...
Fatty Long Legs
Due to his unsightly figure, Obesetron never made it into the Transformer movies.
He said "eternal enlightenment" or "super awesome robot legs". I stand by my choice.
The Venus de Milo was not happy with eHarmony. Not in the least.
"I am the master of all I survey. Oh, and buffets."
Sunblock ads in Japan are...different.
Dammit Annakin, why don't you just let go and die already!!
“I have come from another world, far far away. Take me to your McDonalds.”
"Oh ... you wanted a *GLorifying* statue of our mayor for the park. Sorry. I misunderstood."