Craptions Classics November 03, 2010

She said she has big boobs and legs that go on forever, yeah I'm supposed to finally meet her today at the park.

its-a-sexytime

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This is what happens when you remove the label from the mattress.

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If you give it a quarter, it jiggles and dances about, but I don't recommend you do that.

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You laugh...but Marlon Brando was once a sex symbol...

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Fatty Long Legs

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Due to his unsightly figure, Obesetron never made it into the Transformer movies.

LilMcGil

He said "eternal enlightenment" or "super awesome robot legs". I stand by my choice.

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The Venus de Milo was not happy with eHarmony. Not in the least.

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"I am the master of all I survey. Oh, and buffets."

LilMcGil

Sunblock ads in Japan are...different.

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Dammit Annakin, why don't you just let go and die already!!

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“I have come from another world, far far away. Take me to your McDonalds.”

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"Oh ... you wanted a *GLorifying* statue of our mayor for the park. Sorry. I misunderstood."

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