Other Craptions

“Oh shit, Bionic Buddha has returned. Everybody try and look Zen!”

Suspect is approximately 12 feet tall and is unarmed

This is what happens when you remove the label from the mattress.

If you give it a quarter, it jiggles and dances about, but I don't recommend you do that.

You laugh...but Marlon Brando was once a sex symbol...

Fatty Long Legs

Due to his unsightly figure, Obesetron never made it into the Transformer movies.

The Venus de Milo was not happy with eHarmony. Not in the least.

He said "eternal enlightenment" or "super awesome robot legs". I stand by my choice.

"I am the master of all I survey. Oh, and buffets."

Sunblock ads in Japan are...different.

Dammit Annakin, why don't you just let go and die already!!

“I have come from another world, far far away. Take me to your McDonalds.”

Warning: You must be THIS desperate to ride.

"Oh ... you wanted a *GLorifying* statue of our mayor for the park. Sorry. I misunderstood."

When visiting Houston, be sure to visit the Playground of the Damned.

What Dick Cheney is slowly turning into.

It just so happens that if a hot chick walks by, his "Fifth" Leg deploys.

He needs some SPF 30, some WD 40, and what the hell, a couple of corn dogs.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Buddha.

"Fetch my warrior muumuu!"

The good news is that we did get the tumor out...

It's not exercising if you need hydraulics to cart your fat ass around.

Shit. I always get the broken shopping cart.

WHY WILL NO ONE TAKE MY CANDY!!?

Well, that's one way of reaching a higher state of being.

*Sigh* I miss summer: kids to spit on, old people to scare, dogs humping my leg. It's going to be a long winter.

The Republicans have taken the House. Unleash the hell beasts!

"Don't look at his man boobs. He is very self conscious about that."

Is that a spigot or a penis? You know what, don't answer that, I'd rather not know.

Diabetes may have cost Jerry his arms and his legs, but he had a PhD in mechanical engineering from MIT and he was damned if mass amputation would stop him from living a life of mobility.

The lack of arms makes you feel safe, so you approach for a closer look. Then the mouth opens....

I will walk him. I will pick up after him. I will even play fetch with him. But the minute he starts humping my leg, it's back to the pound!!

After a while Buddha got sick of the whole reincarnation thing and decided to give reanimation a try.

"When gramps became senile it was hard to keep track of him. Especially with legs that could run as fast as a Cheetah."

Charlie had to be one of the worst Lumber Jacks in the world, but that didn't stop him from continuing his passion.

pictured above: the typical downvoter.

The Hellraiser Movies have really gotten ridiculous...

Not only is it weird as hell, but it's fully articulated limbs will allow it to hump your leg.

Imperial FAT-AT

"My only regret is that it's so hard to find a good pair of pants."

Hi, I just joined the group on Facebook and saw that today you were-- Hey! Guys! Where are y'all going? I thought we were going to play frisbee golf!

Rubbing its belly for luck is bad enough, but does it have to giggle like a school girl when I do it?

Yeah, well, even Mad Scientists like to go out and stretch their legs every so often...

Buddhism, never really being a big player in religious wars, has a lot of catching up to do

Samsara your way out of THIS Buddha

Don't blame me. I voted for Bionic Mohammad.

That park is completely empty. Coincidence?

Jabba Long Legs favorite game: You put your right, um, hoof in... and you shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey, scare the shit out of the kids. That's what it's all about!