"Damn, I'm almost on empty...pull over at that day care so I can fill up."
Well no, its not technically street legal, but no one has dared to pull me over yet.
I brake for virgin sacrifices
Seats 2, but eats 4.
I really think Ford took the term "Hybrid" a bit too seriously...
Ass, Gas, or Blood of the innocent, no one rides for free.
Yeah, my wife wanted me to put the money towards our retirement, but what do women know about finances, right?
The greenest technology yet, its a car that creates its own fossil fuel.
“What mileage does it get? About ten miles a victim.”
Officer McCormick sighed as he wrote his first parking ticket. It was going to be a long day.
Never let your 5 year old pick out the new car...
Enjoy the lead while you can, Bowser--I JUST GOT A BLUE SHELL!
By installing 2 seats, Gary was only fooling himself.