Craptions Classics November 02, 2010

"Damn, I'm almost on empty...pull over at that day care so I can fill up."

dpollok

Other Craptions

Well no, its not technically street legal, but no one has dared to pull me over yet.

Malaclips

I brake for virgin sacrifices

bcanders

Komodo Wagon!!!

Meiyo

Seats 2, but eats 4.

DonFord

I really think Ford took the term "Hybrid" a bit too seriously...

Rhymenstein

Ass, Gas, or Blood of the innocent, no one rides for free.

Abaddonalpha

Yeah, my wife wanted me to put the money towards our retirement, but what do women know about finances, right?

bcanders

The greenest technology yet, its a car that creates its own fossil fuel.

Malaclips

“What mileage does it get? About ten miles a victim.”

poppedeye

Officer McCormick sighed as he wrote his first parking ticket. It was going to be a long day.

Abaddonalpha

Never let your 5 year old pick out the new car...

Rhymenstein

Enjoy the lead while you can, Bowser--I JUST GOT A BLUE SHELL!

Zombiecross

By installing 2 seats, Gary was only fooling himself.

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