Craptions Classics November 01, 2010

I like to come to the beach to unwind a little...

el_monty

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He thought someone had been secretly taping him, but now he was sure.

Kamikaze Phoenix

The sad thing is he left behind a wife and 2 rolls of cellophane who never got the chance to really know their father.

Fortunately, Plastic Wrap Man was an organ donor. This was rather convenient as his organs stayed fresh for 3 to 4 days.

ThePoop

You can kill me if you want. But I will NEVER biodegrade, Bwa-ha-ha haaa!

kreg

Heidi Montag's body rejected the latest plastic surgery, and she began to return to her base form.

Joey_09876

He's not as entertaining as Bubble Wrap Man.

jtklove

Just off camera, there's a Native American crying.

MattBlack

Poor guy was hit by a plastic explosive.

RodneyHardman

Alas, Cellophane-Man did not last more than a few days after his creation. But his remains will last for thousands of years to come.

poppedeye

Good lord man, get yourself together.

j3dub

Auschwitz Recycling Plant commits unspeakable atrocities.

ThePoop

After another horrifying injury, the sex toy company was forced to issue a recall.

Abaddonalpha

Tony Stark had a few drafts before he took iron as a theme...

ArtyMorty
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