Craptions Classics October 31, 2010

"I am Sexulus of Borg. Resistance is Foreplay"

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If evolution holds true this is what will come from 10 million years of masturbation.

If he couldn't find porn for his fetish, then, by God, he was going to make it.


The Bond villain "Hand Job" was creepy to say the least!


I hear the new Rock-Paper-Scissors champ is hardcore...


"Your wasting your time talking to me. If you have something to say go talk to my brother. He's all ears,"


Wow, this is not what I meant when I said I was looking for a handsome man.


Oh I get it, he's a Handy-man.


"When I think about you I touch myself..."

Kamikaze Phoenix

"When I put this on and surprised my wife last Halloween, she nearly had a heart attack. So I'm trying again this year."


Even though the extra hands made him a more productive employee, Sam still wasn't allowed to keep his lunch in the company refrigerator.


Ironically, his favorite sport is soccer.


"I'd like to introduce our new interrogater... Meet the Tickler."


Unfortunately, he lost his job due to sexual harassment...of himself.

Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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