Craptions Classics October 29, 2010

To increase manure output, farmers have turned to literally scaring the shit out of their livestock.

xgrendelx

Other Craptions

Ghost Rider has retired to a quiet country life and become Ghost Farmer

1493

Ole' McDonald had a...Psychological Disorder.

Discorocks

The road to hell is paved by this thing.

jtklove

"Hell's Angels doesn't USUALLY accept farmers...but we talked about it and we all agree that is the most badass tractor we have ever seen. Welcome to the club!!!"

Kamikaze Phoenix

Made by John Dear God Why?

Joey_09876

It seeds Nightmares.

Mr.Excalibur

Pirates of the Carolinas.

zbmcfate

This is what happens when you combine a John Deere and Harley-Davidson dealership and build them both on an Indian burial ground.

Diasdiem

Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O. And on his farm he took no shit, E-I-E-I-O. With a “I’ll kill you all!” here and a “Die you trespassing mother fuckers!” there. E-I-E-I-O.

poppedeye

After building this contraption, Jeb guaranteed his right to park in the handicapped spot.

Versus

When you're a farmer, and when you have a daughter...you have to find ways to..."dissuade" certain male youths to stay away.

Mr.Excalibur

The Skeletor Little Farmer Playset never really caught on with the kids.

bigkahuna71

I was skeptical, but the lawn looks great.

dpollok

...and here comes the Rolling Stones float!

Mr.Excalibur
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